Five Surgeons…Leave it to the Newfie
Five surgeons are talking:
The first, an Ontario surgeon, says:Â “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”
The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers… those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a Newfie surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and rear end are interchangeable.”